Maybe the craziest thing I have ever read, you can see for yourself on the website for the Breatharian Institute Of America

It's run by a black man named Wiley Brooks, who also goes by "Kuthumi Chohan". The religion proposes that humans can live without food and water, on air and sunlight alone.

To start your training, you must meditate using his 5 magic words, listed on his website. If you can't figure out the pronounciation, you can call his "Fifth dimensional" phone number. When you are beginning, you won't be able to subsist on these words and air alone, you must also eat quarter-pounder with cheese from McDonalds, and diet coke IN A PLASTIC BOTTLE ONLY.

Once you have completed this part of your training, you must transfer $25,000,000 to him to complete the rest. USD is accepted, although gold is preferred.

There is a 10 part interview with Wiley on Youtube, or you can check out this guy's phone call to him.

Posted by Yarcofin Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:40:09 (comments: 9)
 
Sat, 07 Feb 2009 02:23:55
That site is amazing, are you telling me that I'll see special visions if I'm malnutritioned for an extended period of time?  It's a miracle!

So basically he's telling the people starving in East Africa to suck it up?
 
Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:48:00
At least that don't believe in something as crazy as a God creating everything!
 
Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:01:13

You ever read Leviticus?  If not, go read it.

 
Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:09:11

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

 
Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:05:25
Don't plant beans and barley in the same furrow. THUS SAYETH JEHOVAH.

(You get a grain-bean hybrid that is so nutritious it removes the need for a God.)
 
Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:34:48
Beware of witches (Exodus 22:1Cool
 
Thu, 10 Oct 2013 03:16:11
aspro said:

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

Yup.

 
Thu, 10 Oct 2013 03:17:41

And on the 7th day, thy LORD sayeth "thou shalt not necro-bump".

 
Tue, 15 Oct 2013 03:47:56
aspro said:

You ever read Leviticus?  If not, go read it.

No, but I've read Genesis and it was one of the best things I ever have. I should probably specify which translation, but it had comic book pictures in it. They were good too.

You ever heard Levitibus? If not, go listen to it. While you're at it, why not try Genabis? Unfortunately Exobus exists only in name as far as I'm aware.

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