I only have one relationship that I regret, and trust me I've had some fucked up ones. The one bad one I had really wasn't awful, but it was just boring and I stayed in it wayyyyy too long simply because I didn't really know how to break up. It went on for about 3 1/2 years and really I think after the second year it was strictly us going through the motions. But for some reason I thought I needed to be settled down (I was 21 years old, don't know ask me why). I should have be out there manwhoring it up.
Other than that, no regrets. Every other relationship was either a lot of fun, taught me something good, or was just such an epic disaster that the stories of it still provide laughter to this day.
What kind of a shit first post is that one? Share something with us, you penis.
I have no regrets. I have loved and been loved back by all women in my life. I never held back, loved them and argued with them with passion, I was (am) always honest, both to them and myself, and tried my best to make them feel special every single day, at the very least with small details. Not all relationships ended up in a high note, but I wouldn't change anything given the opportunity.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
For now I need to get my situation under control before I bring someone else into it.
SteelAttack said:And by situation you mean...penis? If so, then I agree. If not, well...I agree as well.
Yes I mean my penis, its wild, I cant control it. Happy Steel. 
No, not your situation...
Your penis...
Dvader said:Yes I mean my penis, its wild, I cant control it. Happy Steel.
Happier than Leo in a sausage festival.
You going to the wedding?
SteelAttack said:Happier than Leo in a sausage festival.
You going to the wedding?
She moved to Minnesota. I would love to go but no money to buy a plane ticket. Though she wanted me to be the maid of honor so maybe its best I didn't go.
Dvader said:She moved to Minnesota. I would love to go but no money to buy a plane ticket. Though she wanted me to be the maid of honor so maybe its best I didn't go.
It's always hard to say not to a friend.
But maid of honor? Shiiiiit.
I've just been inspired to recite a poem. . .
Dick, prick, prong, dong.
Call it what you will
It is my locus,
my focus,
my wand of hocus pocus,
the petals on my crocus.
Be careful! It might soak us!
Neil Patrick Harris as Phantom_Leo
Antonio Banderas as SteelAttack
Bret Micheals as robio
Masi Oka as Gamingeek
Eric Dane as edgecrusher
Jim Parsons as Yodariquo
The Terminator as Iga_Bobovic
Theodore Seville as Ravenprose
Jason Statham as darthhomer
John Marston as Archangel3371Special Guest Appearances by:
George Takei as Hideo Kojima
I Can Has Cheezburger Cat as rragnaar
Genoa Salami as Steel's Wang OMG the cast. I'm dying here. Dvader said:That is one hell of a cast. But we need more women, that movie is a sausage fest.
*Sigh!*
Fine!
Alicia Keys as Foolz
We may need to consider a back up for my role. I'm pretty sure god has it out for Bret Michaels and he's going to be killed before primary filming can begin.
The movie still needs a villian. Who is going to be cast as Carnage?
Satan as CarnageHeart...and should anything happen to Bret Michaels...
Andy Dick as robio