I assume it was a bath of vodka, and you were making a Robio-infused blend this time?
I really was just going for taint-infused vodka. The Robio after-taste is just a bonus for everyone else.
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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobileThere are not enough pluses in this world, so I'm just going to give you this:
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...and I'm angry cause I thought I was going to see your package. FALSE ADVERTISING!
Yodariquo said:Your 15 seconds of fame were you naked on the news asking if everyone wanted to see your package. You're truly one of us.
Trust me when I say, it's all down hill from there! Next you'll be spending all your time walking up and down a skinny, perilous elevated walkway while people whisper to each other things that you cannot hear and beautiful women will be paying you for sex to make babies with them!!
IT'S HELL! HELL, I TELL YOU!
That was pretty godamn funny. Also you look like the main character from Sons Of Anarchy.
Thanks for getting it guys. I've showed to a few people and now I'm being looked at like the village freak. Then again that's nothing new I suppose.
phantom_leo said:Yodariquo said:Your 15 seconds of fame were you naked on the news asking if everyone wanted to see your package. You're truly one of us.Trust me when I say, it's all down hill from there! Next you'll be spending all your time walking up and down a skinny, perilous elevated walkway while people whisper to each other things that you cannot hear and beautiful women will be paying you for sex to make babies with them!!
IT'S HELL! HELL, I TELL YOU!
OMG....*retches*
OH FUCK! I laughed my ass off. Why didn';t you post that here when you made it you asshole?!
I think that should be your youtube channel.
Nothing but you starting every episode with you shirtless saying, "I'm Rob, You Want to See My Package?" and then reviewing everything under the sun.
Best of all you can tag it, "As Seen on CNN".
If you ever get your shit together and are on another podcast, I demand that is your opening line from now on.
It's also important that you do the podcast nude from your bath. Preferrably with webcam on.
Guess who showed up on CNN over the weekend! Long story short, they were doing a human interest segment on the new god awful candy corn flavored Oreos. Last weekend I sort of did a Youtube review of them. Apparently the producers for this story searched YouTube for other people who were doing their own reviews for it, and apparently mine was stupid enough that they decided to use a piece of it. The story has since been put online here. http://situationroom.blogs.cnn.com/2012/09/11/yum-or-yuck-new-candy-corn-oreos/
The whole segment is only about 2 minutes and 15 seconds long so if you want to skip to where I come in, it's right on at the end around the 2 minute mark. Watch, but be warned... I'm in the bathtub.