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Sun, 07 Feb 2010 08:18:46
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Malapropisms, "the substitution of a word for a word with a similar sound"  My favorites that I've seen and heard:

"Straight from the Gecko" - Where the user means to say, "Straight from the get-go", which means, "from the very start".  The person I saw using "Straight from the Gecko" actually used it as a phrase meaning, "From the mouth of god, I swear this is true".  This is the very best one.

"Cheap Steak" - Where the user means to say "Cheapskate" which means miserly or niggardly. My mother-in-law used this a lot and she though it was a reference so someone who was so cheap as to only eat at Norm's (a 24 hour discount restaurant in California).

My third and final is "irregardless".  This is not a word.  Regardless is the word most people wish to say, but maybe they think that "without regard" is not strong enough so they shove "ir" to the front of it, thus nullifying the meaning of the word.

You guys got any?

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Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:52:02
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i can't stand to hear people say irregardless.  even if it were a word it would mean the opposite of what they want to say.

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Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:57:08
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"Supposed to be" where the correct meaning is "Supposedly" as in "This is supposed to be good."  It's to the point that I don't think I've even ever heard somebody say "This is supposedly good"

On irregardless, I think it's safe to say the intended word is irrespective, and that's what's throwing people off.

Oh, and the millions of people who don't understand the kindergarten grammar of their/there/they're and it's/its.
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Sun, 07 Feb 2010 19:53:35
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^"Supposed to be" is a good one.

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Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:28:11
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"For All Intense and Purposes" is one of my biggest pet-peeves.

"I could care less" is another.
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Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:26:23
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Per say.
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Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:48:20
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quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:27:12
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bugsonglass said:
quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

Come now, there's no need for racism Bugs! This was meant to be a light-hearted thread! Sad

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:46:42
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Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:
quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

Come now, there's no need for racism Bugs! This was meant to be a light-hearted thread! Sad

wow that's a serious accusation.  it doesn't seem you were joking either.  so i suppose it would also be racist to say i think it's funny when a lot of english people, particularly londoners say (and some even write) "fink" instead of "think"?

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Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:33:07

bugsonglass said:

Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:
quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

Come now, there's no need for racism Bugs! This was meant to be a light-hearted thread! Sad

wow that's a serious accusation.  it doesn't seem you were joking either.  so i suppose it would also be racist to say i think it's funny when a lot of english people, particularly londoners say (and some even write) "fink" instead of "think"?

No, because fink isn't a black stereotype.
Dude, look at who you're talking to. LOL

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Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:29:37
Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:

Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:
quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

Come now, there's no need for racism Bugs! This was meant to be a light-hearted thread! Sad

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wow that's a serious accusation.  it doesn't seem you were joking either.  so i suppose it would also be racist to say i think it's funny when a lot of english people, particularly londoners say (and some even write) "fink" instead of "think"?

No, because fink isn't a black stereotype.
Dude, look at who you're talking to. LOL

Please, please, allow me.

That should clear things up.

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Wed, 10 Feb 2010 06:37:19

Yodariquo said:
Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:

Foolz said:

bugsonglass said:
quite a funny one i remembered, even though not a malapropism, was when Jonathan Ross was talking to James Brown about overcoming "prostrate cancer"

another one is when sometimes black people say "aks" instead of "ask", i used to hear it all the time on jerry springer or judge judy type shows

Come now, there's no need for racism Bugs! This was meant to be a light-hearted thread! Sad

</sarcasm>


wow that's a serious accusation.  it doesn't seem you were joking either.  so i suppose it would also be racist to say i think it's funny when a lot of english people, particularly londoners say (and some even write) "fink" instead of "think"?

No, because fink isn't a black stereotype.
Dude, look at who you're talking to. LOL

Please, please, allow me.

That should clear things up.

You should write a script so that is automatically added to all my posts!

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Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:20:41
sweet, here's another very common english one then ...

so many people think (or fink) the phrase is "should of" instead of "should have".  


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Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:57:20
And what is with some regional US areas saying, 'acrost' instead of 'across'?

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