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Tell me to get back to rewriting this site so it's not horrible on mobile
SteelAttack said:
And if you think this thread is weird shit, it's aspro's fault. He gave me this idea with his last post in the WarioWare thread. All hate PMs should be adressed to him.
I am in no way associated with Steel's weird shit.
I refuse to answer this question.
*sends hate mail to aspro*
this is a true story ... an school friend of mine used to go basketball training. he told me that once their coach told them to masturbate always using their weaker hand in order to strengthen it. 
oh and ... i'm ambidextrous
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Listen to Wu-Tang and watch Kung-Fu
bugsonglass said:this is a true story ... an school friend of mine used to go basketball training. he told me that once their coach told them to masturbate always using their weaker hand in order to strengthen it.
He sure knew his audience.
And my right hand does everything. my left may as well be a scrawny t-rex limb.
angrymonkey said:bugsonglass said:this is a true story ... an school friend of mine used to go basketball training. he told me that once their coach told them to masturbate always using their weaker hand in order to strengthen it.
He sure knew his audience.
And my right hand does everything. my left may as well be a scrawny t-rex limb.
That's not a T-rex limb.
That's your penis.
gamingeek said:angrymonkey said:bugsonglass said:this is a true story ... an school friend of mine used to go basketball training. he told me that once their coach told them to masturbate always using their weaker hand in order to strengthen it.
He sure knew his audience.
And my right hand does everything. my left may as well be a scrawny t-rex limb.
That's not a T-rex limb.
That's your penis.
Foolz said:gamingeek said:angrymonkey said:bugsonglass said:this is a true story ... an school friend of mine used to go basketball training. he told me that once their coach told them to masturbate always using their weaker hand in order to strengthen it.
He sure knew his audience.
And my right hand does everything. my left may as well be a scrawny t-rex limb.
That's not a T-rex limb.
That's your penis.
...OR?
How can I choose just one?
With me, it's a full contact sport using BOTH hands and ALL available resources!
I'll grab it with one hand and play "Officer Johnson bangin' his billy-club on the palm of his other hand."
I'll jump on my bed and play pendulum with it.
I'll twist the nob like I'm steering a remote-control car.
I'll tuck it between my thighs and play the "Hey! What's that behind me?" game.
I'll roll it between both hands like I'm making one loooong bread-stick.
I'll slap it against the cheekbone of the nearest willing participant.
I'll double myself over upside down and play the "baby bird swallowing the worm" game.
I'll pretend I'm Homer and it's Bart and do the double handed strangle. (WHY YOU LITTLE!)
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You know. I don't know why I thought of this just now... but what exactly do people mean when they say T.M.I...?
I'm right handed for everything. Lets just leave it at that.
phantom_leo said:I'll tuck it between my thighs and play the "Hey! What's that behind me?" game.
The whole post is amazing but this is gold, Jerry!
angrymonkey said:Shit, guess I shouldn't keep my watch there any more.And no wonder everyone wipes their hands off after we greet.Thanks GG! Everything's looking up now!
This is what I do.
phantom_leo said:^
Listen to Iced Earth and play Doom
gamingeek said:wHY DID aspro not respond to my angry PM?
When there can be no agreement on fact, there can be no debate. There is no point in us shouting our opinions at each other across the internet.
No, I'm not talking about your dominant hand. I'm talking about which hand do you use to masturbate. I've heard of people who despite being right handed, use their left hands to practice onanism. Sick freaks.
And if you think this thread is weird shit, it's aspro's fault. He gave me this idea with his last post in the WarioWare thread. All hate PMs should be adressed to him.
I'm right/right BTW. Which means I'm right handed, and use my right hand to tame the one-eyed monster.