My favorite part is the mass effect 3 segment, its just bombs dropping on me, I cant believe the story you got.

BTW to upgrade weapons you have to go to the weapon upgrade desk in the normandy in the bottom floor of the ship. There you attach upgrades to the guns and choose the load outs. There is another place there where you also can pay to "level up" your guns. All the gunplay revolves around this, so if this is what you mean when you said you never upgraded a weapon then no wonder combat is too hard for you. Also remember the more weapons you carry with you the less biotic power you have.

aspro said:

Wait. WHAT?!

You think MGS4 is the best game of this generation?!

Yup. No game has wowed me like that one. Its my benchmark for this gen and every game keeps falling short.

Poor 90 year old. That must suck dying just after Godfather 2, rather than just before the original came out.

robio said:

I don't think the Godfather 2 would be a bad movie to end your life with. It's not the Godfather 3 after all.

If it's not even meant to be as good as the original, then it must make for a horrible way to die.

Hmm, found the chopping and changing to news stories and the like a bit hard to follow, and it felt more pre-meditated than organic. Some quality segues, though.

Everyone has those same criticisms aimed at all the other MGS games. All the people I know who have played MGS4 without having played the others (or, say just the original) didn't really have any problem following it, and enjoyed it greatly. In theory I agree that it shouldn't work as an entry point to the series, but it would appear that it might not actually be the case. Plus their downloadable book-thingy of all the backstories actually did a great job of recapping all that happened up to MGS4.

I agree with Aspro that you can play any Yakuza and it still be great, but there is really SO much more to it if you play all of them due to the really excellent character development. Though this actually comes across if you don't play them in order. So you may as well start with the best, become a fan, then enjoy everything else.

Games that need manuals? Hyperdimension needs a fucking manual.

Vader never played Quake?!

“Start with Doom 3, it’s a whole different experience”

ASPRO, FUCK YOU! When I was on you said I was wrong that Doom 3 was completely different to the first 2, and wasn't more corridor shootery---that's one of the big defining characteristics of modern FPSers! I feel betrayed.

“10 years old in the year 1900”

Then he hasn't really started at the beginning of film. The guy you're talking about sounds like a total poser!

Please tell me you don’t think The General is slow, Aspro.

NSMB: Art imitating life.

Dude, what did you expect with Red Steel 2 apart from sword swining? Also don't really get the Bordlerands comparison. Apart from being cel shaded, it actually reminds me more of Stranger's Wrath.

"gonna get that shit when I get $29."

When I get $129*.

“Good square is they’re teasing a new World Ends With You game.”

LOL.

Aspro:

"High end piece of electronica."

But Vader, the console Pokemon games are horrible! (Post-N64,)

"Not like Leo; a mail model."

"It only made 200Million!"

Complete failure, agreed.

“That’s a good idea, we should put that in our game”

Tha’ts totally what they did, and in that exact voice.

Was this how Morgan died?



Once again Mass Effect impressions were brilliant. Great work.

Now I can't recall what it's referring to either...something to do with the difference between a company having a mail model (a postal policy) and a male model (Leo).