Top Ten Reasons Gamingeek Dumped Me.
Awww. Why you so mean to Belrand GG?
Better be careful what you list for GG.
Suck on those toes until the nail is moist enough to pick off GG.
70? You don't look a day over 60!
FFS, GG.
Lol what did I miss?
I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.
gamingeek said:I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.
gamingeek said:I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.
He wasn't manwhoring, he loved you. 
gamingeek said:I left Belrand with a full set of Dragon Armour I had to level up my smithing to 100 just for that. He could sell it and be rich forever.
Who took out loans for all that Smithing Schooling that you went through? That’s right! Me! I sold the armor to pay off the loans.
What's really sad in all of this is that Belrand has had to go back to using toilet paper to clean up after a poop.
Problem is Belrand keeps cracking the same jokes repeatedly. Now it's great he actually adds some flavour to proceedings but he's got like a brain disease that has him repeating the same old jokes. NO you don't get to keep it.
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I am here to clear the air on our hotly contested relationship! These are the reasons Gamingeek would never marry me.
10. He said I was clingy. I am not!
9. He said I was texting him too much and my quips were lame.
8. He thought I was replaceable like there were other companions like me.
7. I don’t spoon. (Told you I’m not clingy) I need space when I sleep because of my CPAP device.
6. He was selfish and would keep the armor sets to himself. He said he would never share.
5. He said our relationship was just out of convenience.
4. He claimed I never really helped out in battle. I saved his tail many, many times.
3. He hates my balding hair like I can help that.
2. Claimed my toenails were so long that they dragged on the ground like a dog’s
1. He hates how old I am. I’m only seventy.