I am here to clear the air on our hotly contested relationship!  These are the reasons Gamingeek would never marry me.

10. He said I was clingy.  I am not!

9. He said I was texting him too much and my quips were lame.

8.  He thought I was replaceable like there were other companions like me.

7.  I don’t spoon. (Told you I’m not clingy)  I need space when I sleep because of my CPAP device.

6. He was selfish and would keep the armor sets to himself.  He said he would never share.

5.  He said our relationship was just out of convenience.

4. He claimed I never really helped out in battle.  I saved his tail many, many times.

3.  He hates my balding hair like I can help that.  

2. Claimed my toenails were so long that they dragged on the ground like a dog’s

1.  He hates how old I am.  I’m only seventy.